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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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